Funny Shit on ePenis

[Twystyd]

http://www.somethingawful.com/archives/daily/news-archive-7-1-2003.htm

Heres a sample (kind of reminds me of a Pytt/GL coversation-

YOU: "I think 'Star Wars: Return of the Jedi' was better than 'Star Wars: Episode II'."

VERY INTERNET PERSON: "Hmmm, well I'll have to disagree with you, because frankly I enjoyed the drama and suspense of Episode II."

YOU: "YOU GODDAMN FUCKEN FAGGOT I'LL PUNCH THROUGH UR HEAD WITH MY FIST, I'LL BEAT UR ASS WITH MY BASEBALL BAT, I'M FUCKEN TRACIN UR IP AND I'LL FIND UR HOUSE AND KICK UR SHIT, I'LL BLOW UP UR FAMILY'S HOUSE WITH DYNAMITE!!!! UR FUCKEN DEAD MAN!!!!"

VERY INTERNET PERSON: "Oh wait, actually there was a typo in that last message, I accidentally switched them around. I meant to say I agreed with you."

YOU: "I PLAY A LOT OF COUNTERSTRIKE SO I'LL HAVE NO PROBLEM SHOOTING U FROM 500 FEET WITH MY AWP, GET READY TO DIE< FAGGOT!!!"

VERY INTERNET PERSON: "Are you even reading what I write?"
YOU: "UR FUCKEN DEAD"

[Ozinag]

LOL its hilarious because i used to play Counter-Strike with a dying passion! I r 1337 AWP h4ckz0rz. ph33r me. Lol Awp..... anyone who has fired a real gun knows that gravity doesnt just dissapear when you have a bullet