Helpful pick up lines

[Mourningblade]

That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway

You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute

How about you and me have a party - and invite your pants down

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?

I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?

You look a lot like my next girlfriend

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

Your name must be Windex, because I can see myself in you

Your name must be Visa, because your body is everywhere I want to be

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (She says: No) Wanna go upstairs and talk?

[Phineas]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[Beratuul]

Your eyes look like wrenches, cause everytime you look at me, my nuts tighten.

[Nilbert500]

[SuperHelix]

excellent for the kiddies.

[Flipout]

thanks dad!