Postby TrollFunk » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:08 pm
I think the kidnappers got my address wrong, only person to visit me so far this week has been a jehova's witness.....
"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down! - Alan Partridge"