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OT: The Puzzle

Postby Rhiandra Rangnar » Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:53 pm

A blonde calls her boyfriend in total desperation and pleads, "Please
come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend goes over to help. She shows him where she has the
puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment,
then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter
what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger."

He holds her hand and continues, "Secondly, you need to just take a
deep breath and relax."

"Third, let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighs, "Let's put
all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."



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Postby Bulor » Mon Jun 09, 2003 3:34 pm

lol
DAOC-SOLD
Lieph (heal)/ Sapporo & Djur(Sham)/ Qute & Brail(SBs)/ Bulor (war)/ Blackroc (ska)/ Antigun & Antigunn (SMs)
WOW-SOLD
Lieph (Warlock) / Vexi (Hunter)
WAR- CLOSED BETA!

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Postby Sirion » Mon Jun 09, 2003 6:54 pm

rofl gg blonde jokes!
DAoC > WoW
Call me sir.

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Postby Zeris » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:05 pm

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese (say it in a really annoying voice)

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "What'll it b- Holy shit you've got a steering wheel in your pants!" And sure enough there's a steering wheel crammed into the front of this guy's pants.
The guy replies, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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Postby Rhiandra Rangnar » Mon Jun 09, 2003 10:17 pm

Rhiandra Rangnar

EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom

[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]



My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!


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