roflmao - look at this story.
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Absorb what is useful, Discard what is not, Add what is uniquely your own.
-Bruce Lee
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Torch - Heretic Lamorak
Winke... Just b/c you have penis does not make you man. No MAN would ever make that comment.
Most men "think" before they speak. Most women "feel" before they think. Hence, the emotion in Rhiandra's post. The unfortunate thing about "thinking" before you speak is that most people are stupid. Thus the problem.
Most men "think" before they speak. Most women "feel" before they think. Hence, the emotion in Rhiandra's post. The unfortunate thing about "thinking" before you speak is that most people are stupid. Thus the problem.
Suttung 50 Healer 6L9 ML10 GM Nex Necis
Bobyearl 50 Skald 4L0
Slouchee 50 Shaman 4L4
Imalia 50 Healer
Bobbyearl 50 Sorc RR 4L2 Mordred
SUCKA!
Bobyearl 50 Skald 4L0
Slouchee 50 Shaman 4L4
Imalia 50 Healer
Bobbyearl 50 Sorc RR 4L2 Mordred
SUCKA!
Bobyearl I am a man and I made that comment, in fact I'll go as far as saying that I am more than likely more man than you are (anatomicaly speaking). I am entitled to my opinion and you are entitled to a tampon. Now stop the farming, get a job that contributes something useful to society, and stfu.
Winke
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ROFL.... Winke if you only knew what i did.... Do not worry. It will be ok. I let Rhiandra pwn you then. I am not arguing with you...
More words of wisdom from Rhiandra.
http://www.bloodwinterclan.com/topic_3699.html
More words of wisdom from Rhiandra.
http://www.bloodwinterclan.com/topic_3699.html
Suttung 50 Healer 6L9 ML10 GM Nex Necis
Bobyearl 50 Skald 4L0
Slouchee 50 Shaman 4L4
Imalia 50 Healer
Bobbyearl 50 Sorc RR 4L2 Mordred
SUCKA!
Bobyearl 50 Skald 4L0
Slouchee 50 Shaman 4L4
Imalia 50 Healer
Bobbyearl 50 Sorc RR 4L2 Mordred
SUCKA!
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my post was emotional? umm alrighty then.
Barbos: I wouldnt know dear, I am a woman and therefore have never had to change my diet because my semen had a stench to it. <bonks you on the head>
I did however read an article some years ago [think it was in Playboy and yes they do actually have good write ups] that touched on the subject of women performing oral pleasure on men and how a large majority of men complained that when they did have this act performed on them that the woman doing it [for lack of better wording] did not "finish the job".
Long story short and to the best of my recall, several doctors, women who do "finish the job" and men who took care about their diet all made mention that how a mans semen tasted directly resulted from what they eat.
I mean think about it, doesnt that make sense?
And before this topic gets way out of hand, I think I'll leave it at that! Hah!
Barbos: I wouldnt know dear, I am a woman and therefore have never had to change my diet because my semen had a stench to it. <bonks you on the head>
I did however read an article some years ago [think it was in Playboy and yes they do actually have good write ups] that touched on the subject of women performing oral pleasure on men and how a large majority of men complained that when they did have this act performed on them that the woman doing it [for lack of better wording] did not "finish the job".
Long story short and to the best of my recall, several doctors, women who do "finish the job" and men who took care about their diet all made mention that how a mans semen tasted directly resulted from what they eat.
I mean think about it, doesnt that make sense?
And before this topic gets way out of hand, I think I'll leave it at that! Hah!
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EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
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Winke wrote:Nice pic Adida, unfortunately there is one common denominator here ruining your post, most responses are from the WTF farmers who carry on this type of nonsense all day instead of contributing intelligent posts.
get a life people,
Winke
OMG THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!ONE!!!111ONE
Jesus, it's a message board for a gaming guild. This is the "general discussion" forum. Things that are posted here are going to be of the "ZOMG Look at this hilarious link" variety. This is done so that we can discuss the topic. Hence the name of the forum.
At times, guild chat is 400 times worse than this and you don't get your panties in a bunch there. Hell, we make more gay jokes about each other than the entire writing team of Will & Grace do in a year and we're still all friends. (At least I hope so

Further, a good 50% of the stuff posted in this forum are time-wasting links and stuff that got forwarded to me in emails 6 months ago. If you consider posting links to shit that wasn't funny the first time I saw it last year contributing an intelligent post, more power to you.
Majesticone wrote:Perhaps it was she who was lowering her standards.
Majesticone wrote:and why is that?
Whoa there Captain Chivalry McInternetToughGirl!
You may want to get that sarcasm detector looked at, I think it may be broken. Both Nillbert and I included smilies in our posts that would seek to imply to 90% of the known universe that what we have stated is to be taken sarcastically. At least that was my intention and I am sure that last time I checked

I was only trying to share an anecdote about a situation that was relevant to an earlier statement. I went out of my way to make it humorous and to temper it with sarcasm to show that I do not take myself too seriously.
It is neither a pleasant memory nor something that I am particularly thrilled about having done. My point was simply that losing your virginity at 13 isn't something that only kids today do.
Rhiandra wrote:Nextly to Majesticone: There is no point debating the rights of women on this forum because just about every male that comes here and posts here no matter what he looks like, what his education level is or what he has to offer a woman, feels he is entitled to "trophy" type woman just for being born male.
Yes Maj, even the fating ones who do nothing but sit in front of their PCs 24/7 while they scream out for their mothers to bring them yet another helping of fried chicken and macaroni and cheese because they are too lazy to walk their fat asses out to the kitchen. Let alone get a job or take an interest in their personal hygiene.

Rhiandra wrote:and on a final note I would like to state that even on a dare Phineas, you still had to get it up. Also, Im sure that 16 yr old, now 33, spends her every waking moment pining over that unforgettable night with you and wishing she could find you again.
I hope that you are being sarcastic here. I sincerely doubt this was any more of a pleasant experience for her then it was for me. Though it's not like I took up a great deal of her time or anything

At, thirteen, it's not like I needed a excuse. I spent a large percentage of my waking hours at that age trying to keep it from being up

I had this conversation with myself at least once per day in high school:
Oh dear God, please don't make me do a math problem on the board now. There's enough room for a troop of brownies in this tent that I am currently sporting. DAMN YOU TUBE TOPS!!!

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Long story short and to the best of my recall, several doctors, women who do "finish the job" and men who took care about their diet all made mention that how a mans semen tasted directly resulted from what they eat.
^^ so what you are saying is if i eat alot of candy and chocolate my knob really will take like a lolipop?
damn what an intersting thread this turned out to be lol
i'm fuckin ugly but i get a hot chick every friday nite for 60$ bucks !
^^ so what you are saying is if i eat alot of candy and chocolate my knob really will take like a lolipop?
damn what an intersting thread this turned out to be lol
i'm fuckin ugly but i get a hot chick every friday nite for 60$ bucks !

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Nilbert500 wrote:where did that comment come from barbos?
Phineas wrote:At, thirteen, it's not like I needed a excuse. I spent a large percentage of my waking hours at that age trying to keep it from being up
I had this conversation with myself at least once per day in high school:
Oh dear God, please don't make me do a math problem on the board now. There's enough room for a troop of brownies in this tent that I am currently sporting. DAMN YOU TUBE TOPS!!!
everyones lifespan back in the day was 20 and 30 

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