"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ~ Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." ~ Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." ~ George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship." ~ Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
~ Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
~ Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." ~ Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
~ Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." ~ Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" ~ Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
~ Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." ~ Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
OT: Famous Quotes
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Rhiandra Rangnar
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OT: Famous Quotes
Rhiandra Rangnar
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
LMAO...last one is the best
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(I Have a Norswomen Huntress With Big BOOBIE's and a bow)
(I have a Dwarven Healer with a....ahh better not say )
Some Albs say my mez is useless, the hibs say that im gimped....well i say wait till u have the little Z's popping out of ur head
(I Have a Norswomen Huntress With Big BOOBIE's and a bow)
(I have a Dwarven Healer with a....ahh better not say )
Some Albs say my mez is useless, the hibs say that im gimped....well i say wait till u have the little Z's popping out of ur head
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Twystyd
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Some of those are damn funny Rhia thanks ~
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen
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