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The ALBION RVR GUIDE FOR DUMMIES, Or pple how AFK ALOT

Postby Hall » Sat Aug 09, 2003 11:12 am

Posted this on the Vn Boards at my disgust for albion, mind you this is not directed to scourn, Since we know WTF we doing.

Welcome to the 1st Dummies Book published for a video game.

If you are a Tank, You kill these 1st.....
Things with a small shield.
Things holding a drum.
Things holding a flute.
Dwarfs With small shields and Chainmail.
Anyone who is casting but is not actually. hurting you.

If you are a tank, you kill these second.
Anything in cloth.
Anything holding a staff.
Anything with an Underhill comapanion.
Anything with a seethrough troll.
Any thing that is casting that is actually hurting you.

If your a Tank, you dont kill these first.
Anything with a sword, hammer, rapier.
Anything With a large weapon.
Anything that was not mentioned before.

If your a Caster, you kill these first.
Things with a small shield
Things holding a drum.
Things holding a flute.
Dwarfs With small shields and Chainmail.
Anyone who is casting but is not actually hurting you.
Please Note that sometimes you can kill these people faster than tanks can.

If your a caster you, Root, Snare, or CC these.
Anything with a hammer, sword, axe, rapier etc.
Anything with a Spear, large weapon.
Anything that comes running at you with said weapons.

If your a hybrid, the same rules apply as with tanks.

If your Stealther class,
You can stand back and watch folks not adhere to the rules and giggle.Or
You can attack anything mentioned in the tank section.

As an added bonus "How to Defeat a Savage"
If your like me when you see the word savage you think of 1 man killing 100 of your realmmates without the use of IP, I know I do. But alas I found you can defeat these mastadones of power. And Im going to show you how. *Please Note If said Savage Is buffed and you are not results may not tip in your favor.

If the Savage is holding 2 claws.
Do Not SHOW your back and run away.
If your a Caster DO NOT Staff a Savage.
Do Call a S/S armsman or Paly.
Do Call a Friar.
Do Call a Dirt Chucking Merc.
Do Call Reaver.
If Said Savage Begins to glow and rush you.
Do Root, snare, CC ,giggle, then use this time to run back.

If you Have a Pet.
Do Root,Snare, CC.
Giggle
Sic Pet on Savage then Run "Works well for chain stunning cabby pets"

If you have the range advantage.
Nuke, Nuke, Nuke, and o yes nuke.

If your a Sneaky Inf.
snare Kite :D

If your a Scout.
Crit shot is your friend.


If you see a 2 handed Savage.
Same rules above apply but at a much faster rate due to higher Savagery line in most 2h savages.
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Postby Bakerton » Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:22 pm

you left out clerics

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER SMITE! :P

I stun once in a while when I see trolls and firbies trying to poke me with sharp objects :nervous:
No ma'am, the only gaping hole I leave is within your dignity.

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And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.

-Beratuul

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Postby Twystyd » Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:34 pm

Bakerton if you are ever bored, we have Albs on Gwen under the guild tag Scourn (all BWC). It's pretty inactive and quiet but we have a bunch of stealthers there. I have to admit it is nice at times to have a quiet gank session.
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Postby Kirt » Sat Aug 09, 2003 1:54 pm

whats wrong with smite bish? !!! :nervous:




and i stun alot if there's another cleric or sorc in group :)
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Postby Bakerton » Sun Aug 10, 2003 7:31 am

yeah grouping with another cleric is always a plus hehe :biggrin: I have been running with TG a little but I must say that so far I am as good as their clerics I just never RvRed enough to get the recognition but that is all changing ^_^
No ma'am, the only gaping hole I leave is within your dignity.



-Law



And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.



-Beratuul


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