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Whats up with swedish chicks?

Postby TrollFunk » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:17 am

Was in Malmø this week with some friends just having some good times, BBQ'ing and chilling at the beach. First thing you notice when you go onto the beach....girls, left, right, up, and down the beach. :D Looking like a million bucks each of em, and you think you're 2 places, 1: playboy mansion or 2: heaven. 8)

In the evenings while rollerblading through the city(was too damn hot to do it during the mid day hours), there was just girls everywhere, EVERYWHERE!. You just stand there looking around while trying to keep your chin off the hot pavement.

Does every goodlooking girl in the world have a past swedish relative or something?....
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Postby Kirt » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:53 am

it's the water
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Postby Nilbert500 » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:19 am

its the weed :P
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Postby Bobyearl » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:54 am

Try Czech. I am going to sweden later this year to visit some guildies. I hope it is even better than Czech, but we will see. Czech sounded just the same. Beautiful women everywhere.
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Postby Bakerton » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:57 am

Never trust midgets or Swedes outside of the fetish arena! -Law

^^remember that always!!! :P :P :P :P
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Postby Kirt » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:14 pm

who the hell said anything about trusting them


there hot chicks the only thing he wants to do is hit it and move on to the next
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Postby Phineas » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:51 pm

When I went to Iceland on vacation I was amazed at how gorgeous the women there were there.

When we asked them why so many of them looked like supermodels they said that when the vikings raided other lands, they only brought back the attractive girls and either left or killed the ugly ones in their homelands.

It's like the Galapagos islands of hotness.

I dunno if this is true of other scandinavian countries, but it sounds reasonable to me.

YAY DARWIN!

Or it could just be the socialized health care and lutefish...
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Postby Flipout » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:36 pm

Stop talking about women like they are a piece of meat, jeez people.

Have you ever just stopped thinking with your "wang" and just sat and talked with a woman, without the hopes or intentions of sleeping with her?
Now I'm not claiming i "know" women, but Im sure that is what they look for in a guy.

Its plain sick what this world has turned into. Honestly, I wouldnt be suprised if, at any moment fire and brimstone starts raining from the skies, and you know who comes down in a cloud.
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Postby Crippler » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:25 am

Eh, women are meat to me.. I'm young and full of ya. Most women now a days are the "Sex and the City" type of girl, they like to have flings, not be tied down, and get it on. Of course there are some out there that like that whole sit down and lets chat thing, but I prefer the ones that are wild and like to have fun. Just me of course!
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Postby Bobyearl » Sun Aug 01, 2004 7:03 am

I think it is b/c of the exercise. The women of Europe do alot of exercise. Thus staying fit, healthy, and sexy. Unlike Americans(men and women). Fast food society for the lose.
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Postby Eirene » Sun Aug 01, 2004 7:26 am

"Most women now a days are the "Sex and the City" type of girl, they like to have flings, not be tied down, and get it on."

ROFL ^^^^

Didn't we have this conversation about a month ago, Crippler?
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Postby Phineas » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:55 am

Flipout wrote:Stop talking about women like they are a piece of meat, jeez people.

Have you ever just stopped thinking with your "wang" and just sat and talked with a woman, without the hopes or intentions of sleeping with her?
Now I'm not claiming i "know" women, but Im sure that is what they look for in a guy.

Its plain sick what this world has turned into. Honestly, I wouldnt be suprised if, at any moment fire and brimstone starts raining from the skies, and you know who comes down in a cloud.


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Shut up and go back to watching The View, kthx. And take that "Dashboard Confessional" CD off heavy rotation, Sergeant Chivalry McEmo

I'm not sure where you are from, but this is how guys talk in an informal setting, at least all the ones I know.

Granted, I don't spend a lot of time in art galleries or interior decorating studios, so my data may be somewhat spurious and skewed.

Let me ask my girlfriend if it surprises her that guys talk this way.

Hrm, it appears that she's laughing at your post, too.

Looks like that's a big negatory, there good buddy.

Flipout wrote:Have you ever just stopped thinking with your "wang" and just sat and talked with a woman, without the hopes or intentions of sleeping with her?
Now I'm not claiming i "know" women, but Im sure that is what they look for in a guy.


[extreme sarcasm]No, sometimes I sit down and talk to them in order to get them to make me a sandwich.[/extreme sarcasm] :rolleyes:

Men objectify women. Men have been doing it since Adam misplaced that third rib. It may be wrong, and it may even be misogynistic on a fundamental level, but this is not the forum to make your stand on, Camile Paglia.

I suggest you go here if you want to view opinions that will be certain not to offend anyone.

PS. Internet Chivalry won't get you laid. True story.

WTF is going on on this forum lately? It's like the political correctness police are here. I post here to joke around with my friends and have fun, not get lectured by hippies and attention whores.

Between that post and this quote:

Winke wrote:As a man Rhi I would have to admit that man as a majority probably do not think before opening their mouth. Its most often the woman who keep us man in check :smile:

Winke


Speak for yourself, Winke.

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Postby barbos » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:03 am

hahahah, we could go back to Pretty in Pink

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Postby Nilbert500 » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:03 am

Down with PC ppl imo :onfire: :onfire: :onfire:
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Postby Flipout » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:32 am

LoL did I condemn someone? My apologies if so.


Thnx for spending so much time on that lengthy post Phineas, really.
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