Got this off my Stang Forum - Funny

[Crippler]

I cant beleave this chick was dumb enough to fall for this! yes its true

Now that it’s too damn cold for me to continue with my outside projects, I decided to start getting my garage & workshop together for the winter Mustang work. Of course I lost the bolts to some of my shelving during the move, so I head over to Home Depot for replacements. While standing in front of the bolts, I spot this nicely dressed attractive women in her early 40’s pacing up and down the isle. So I ask her if she needs help finding something. To which she replies, “I need a blow job!” Now this phrase passing through my male filtering processes was heard as. “Need a blow job?” So seeking clarification I ask. “Ummm. What?” Again she says. “I need a blow job, have you seen one in this isle?” So I reply “not so far”. As I’m trying to figure out exactly what kind of situation I’ve become involved in, she looks down at her list and says “I found everything else, I just need a blow job” So I ask to see the list, and toward the bottom I read.


Teflon tape -- With plumbing stuff.

Top Job -- With cleaning stuff.

Blow Job -- With nuts.


Holding back the tears of laughter as I read this, I handed the list back to her and asked her to read it again. She says “blow job” then looks back at me. I ask “what’s the first word?” She says “blow” ok what’s the second? “Job” And then she pauses as she studies the list. I watched her face go from white, to red, to purple. She looks up at me and says. “I’m going to ****in’ kill him!” Then apologizes numerous times and makes a hasty retreat toward the registers. I continued my shopping experience unable to rid myself of the smile.

[Xarkon]

good shit