Cali

[Mourningblade]

heh, this hit me just right first thing monday morning....

You know you're from Californian if:


Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a a
a conversation in English.

Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

You can't remember . ... . . is pot illegal?

You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?

It is barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

It is barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

Both you AND your dog have therapists.

The Terminator is your governor.

If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

[Eirene]

Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

True.

You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
True

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a a
a conversation in English.
Sometimes...mostly if you are on Light Rail in Sac, Metro in LA or MUNI in the City from 7 am -10 am

Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
Not really...more like Kool-Aid Bleach Red Hair, Eyebrow Ring and name is McKenzie.

You can't remember . ... . . is pot illegal?
You can get it at Longs Drugs if you have a Dr. note

You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
More like 2 Fathers and an egg donor.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
eh...I don't drink Coffee

You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
See Above

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
AHHHHHH yes.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
TRUE.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
N/A Many people aren't starstruck.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
Nope. Las Vegas has the highest car insurance in the nation.

You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
I can pick mine up at Longs Drug.

It is barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
I live in N. Cal so...it rains a whole lot more than So. Cal

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
TRUE.

It is barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
TRUE.

HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

Both you AND your dog have therapists.
N/A

The Terminator is your governor.
TRUE.

If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
Nope that legislation was vetoed by the Governator.

[Seventhorn]

LOL most of that is true its so sad. and YES i do like my coffee but id have to say seattle is more into it than anyplace else.

Housing here is really expensive and is redicous.