wtf?
wtf?
ok wtf is up with the damned un happy face below the BWC graphic and about the time thingy like its scary
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Twystyd
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I was going to ask the same thing a few days ago.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen
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Twystyd
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Barbos Smile Brotha!!! 
Hows life, everyone on the BWC boards wants to know so no pussing out and telling me in the Toilet Bowl.
Hows life, everyone on the BWC boards wants to know so no pussing out and telling me in the Toilet Bowl.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen
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Rhiandra Rangnar
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If you wont tell them Barbos, I will:
Barbos [Big Daddah B as I call him] and I have been dating. We werent going to tell any of you because well, just because we didnt want to.
So things are going great until a couple of nights ago when we finally decided to, well, you know.
I think we were both pretty nervous and anxious at the same time and when it came right down to it B.D.B. was like "Oh Yeah, who's your daddy!?" and you know me, always the team player/cheerleader replied "You are baby, you know you are."
Well, this just drove him over the line and what happened next is a little hazey but this is what I recall;
B.D.B.'s clothes just started tearing off [imagine the Hulk if you will] and I was like "woah", he pleaded with me not to be scared [saying things to clam me down like "you know you want it" and "dont go acting like a virgin now girly"]
So there I was, my heart was literally pounding so hard I could see the beating atop my flesh, so with the constant rising of my chest in anticipation of what was to come <sniffles and chokes back a tear in remembrance> I did what any girl would do, I closed my eyes and said a few Hail Mary's and then it happened:
His pants began to tear and this is when things get REALLY foggy for me because all I remember next was his pants ripping in shreds and flying off his legs. I recall some sort of deformaty, like a huge growth, or an additional leg or something, Im really not sure.
All I can tell you is this:
when the last piece of material was ripped from his leg/hip area something hit me, hit me hard, so hard it lifted me off the ground and threw me across the room and into the wall.
When I woke up my entire body was sore and I had two black eyes [my nose is pretty sore as well].
And even though even now he will not tell me exactly what happened I feel I have no choice but to forgive him.
So dont be sad anymore B.D.B. [Barbos] I'm not mad at you, let the sad faces go back to where they came from.
<exhales, feeling better having let that all off her chest>
Barbos [Big Daddah B as I call him] and I have been dating. We werent going to tell any of you because well, just because we didnt want to.
So things are going great until a couple of nights ago when we finally decided to, well, you know.
I think we were both pretty nervous and anxious at the same time and when it came right down to it B.D.B. was like "Oh Yeah, who's your daddy!?" and you know me, always the team player/cheerleader replied "You are baby, you know you are."
Well, this just drove him over the line and what happened next is a little hazey but this is what I recall;
B.D.B.'s clothes just started tearing off [imagine the Hulk if you will] and I was like "woah", he pleaded with me not to be scared [saying things to clam me down like "you know you want it" and "dont go acting like a virgin now girly"]
So there I was, my heart was literally pounding so hard I could see the beating atop my flesh, so with the constant rising of my chest in anticipation of what was to come <sniffles and chokes back a tear in remembrance> I did what any girl would do, I closed my eyes and said a few Hail Mary's and then it happened:
His pants began to tear and this is when things get REALLY foggy for me because all I remember next was his pants ripping in shreds and flying off his legs. I recall some sort of deformaty, like a huge growth, or an additional leg or something, Im really not sure.
All I can tell you is this:
when the last piece of material was ripped from his leg/hip area something hit me, hit me hard, so hard it lifted me off the ground and threw me across the room and into the wall.
When I woke up my entire body was sore and I had two black eyes [my nose is pretty sore as well].
And even though even now he will not tell me exactly what happened I feel I have no choice but to forgive him.
So dont be sad anymore B.D.B. [Barbos] I'm not mad at you, let the sad faces go back to where they came from.
<exhales, feeling better having let that all off her chest>
Last edited by Rhiandra Rangnar on Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:28 am, edited 1 time in total.
Rhiandra Rangnar
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
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TrollFunk
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oh dear god Rhiandar, glad your not seriously hurt 
(nudge nudge Barbos, gimme all the details, even the juicy ones no caring to how disguesting they may be)
(nudge nudge Barbos, gimme all the details, even the juicy ones no caring to how disguesting they may be)
"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down! - Alan Partridge"
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