the con's of stupidity....

[TrollFunk]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28331


*SIGH*

[Xarkon]

dumbass's

[Psychotix]

Shortly before dying, Weiller told emergency medical personnel at St. Luke's Medical Center that he had shot the missile into his nose in the belief that it would travel through his body and out his belly button.

HAHA

[Sectoid]

Pwnt.

[Twystyd]

This is the greatest illustration of the 'dilution of the gene pool' since my last glance into the mirror.

Unbelievable honestly.

[Alexi]

Natural Selection at work.

[The Queen of All Evil]

Natural Selection at work.

Most definately.

[Phineas]

Um...

You guys do realize that The Onion is a parody of a real newspaper, right?

...Right?

And by parody, I mean that The Onion is literally a parody and not effectively a parody of a real newspaper like what the Washington Post amounts to.

The Onion has been around for years and is one of the most popular parody sites on the internet.

This is a fake article.

Please tell me you're just being ironic in commenting on this like it actually happened, otherwise I think you might be making shallow gene pool jokes from the end you're wading in.

[Tingtong]

go get laid

[Twystyd]

If there is one thing I am it's cheap. If there is a second attribute for me it's shallow. In this case clueless can be laid upon my feet like everyone's younger sisters' vagina. I'm a Gonzo fanboi read Zerx sig -

"Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits, a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo cage."

—The late Hunter S. Thompson

Read the thread and a smart audience like this can understand my response to this accusation; of IMO a talentless profession. Just do this clueless fuck a favor and read between the lines. As always, I'm just part of the problem but I fucking notice, most do not.

To Phin -

Um...

You guys do realize that The Onion is a parody of a real newspaper, right?

...Right?

And by parody, I mean that The Onion is literally a parody and not effectively a parody of a real newspaper like what the Washington Post amounts to.

The Onion has been around for years and is one of the most popular parody sites on the internet.

This is a fake article.

Please tell me you're just being ironic in commenting on this like it actually happened, otherwise I think you might be making shallow gene pool jokes from the end you're wading in.

It's ironic this is believable IMO. I've read worse on the internet that is true to form.

[The Queen of All Evil]

Please tell me you're just being ironic in commenting on this like it actually happened, otherwise I think you might be making shallow gene pool jokes from the end you're wading in.

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