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Wow Hunter poem

Postby Gorilla » Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:06 pm

There once was a hunter named Squaw,
who laughed at some things that he saw.
He said, “What is this?
People throwing a fit?
About hunters? Ha ha ha!”

The casters all whined they were dead,
when kitty became big and red.
They said it was crap,
and refused to adapt,
so they cried on the forums instead.

Then the melee’s all joined in as well,
crying “Freezing traps make our life hell!
Hunter’s should stay in one place
as we’re chopping their face
because, uh, they get to wear mail!”

Then the rogues all screamed about flare,
and they yelled, “Hey, this is unfair!
It’s so freakin gay,
that I can’t gank all day,
without being caught unaware!”

The shamans did not seem to mind,
they did not cry, complain or whine.
They said “Welcome to the club,
just ignore all these scrubs,
we deal with this crap all the time.”

So the crying goes on to this day,
that hunters are no longer free HK’s.
As the nerfs come along,
hunters will sing the same song,
Entitled “It’s fine, learn 2 play.”
Pain is weakness leaving the body

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Postby Keabit Guinness » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:23 am

People still play that game? :D
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Postby barbos » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:53 am

People still play that game? :D


hey that's my line! ;)


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