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A Coouple Questions For Derek (Beratuul)
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:01 am
by Twystyd
1) When you visit the doctor do you ask for 3 fingers or the entire fist?
2) How was Europe asshole? We want details.
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:14 pm
by Beratuul
Straight up fisting yo. I also ask him to check my tonsils while he's back there.
Europe was awesome. Lots of stories, most probably not appropriate for this board. A lot of fun. Tons of great food, met a shitload of good people, I know french = good people? but its true. Couldn't get to a world cup game, but I drank a lot of beer.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:02 pm
by Supreem
not appropriate for this board??? impossible!
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:31 pm
by TrollFunk
Supreem wrote:not appropriate for this board??? impossible!
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:17 am
by Beratuul
Well, one night I got drunk, mugged, and passed out on the steps of Notre Dame in Paris.
In Munich, I banged a black chick from Kenya. I probably got aids, haha.
One night, I drank with some 17 year olds in a walled city till 7 in the morning.
On my cruise, I was threatened by a staff member.
Hrmmm, so much really. Just went for a lot of the history of it, but there is a lot of good drunk stories. Anyone who has seen me in Vegas or other knows I am pure trouble with the face of a puppy.
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:46 pm
by Danny
hmmmm kenya yeah she prolly had aids. but hey now you get to try and take as many ppl with you as you can, start spreadying you deadly seed.