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What Sounds do You make when MastURbating?!?@
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:56 pm
by Beratuul
I like to growl like a chimpanzee eating a coconut, and then go EEE EEE EEEEE, and then shoot my load over my shoulder, catch it with my other hand, and then smear it all over my face..
HOW ABOUT YOU!?
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:31 am
by Phineas
I usually say something that sounds like, "Can you move the curtain please? I can't see through the window all the way."
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:21 pm
by Amit
i sound kinda like "dwaynedwaynedwaynedwayne"
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:31 pm
by Beratuul
Nice, some great contributions. I think us sharing such intimate part of our lives will bring us closer together as a guild, but more importantly, as PEOPLE !
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:54 pm
by Xarkon
i sign the chicken dance song, arms a flapping and all
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:00 pm
by Beratuul
Xarkon wrote:i sign the chicken dance song, arms a flapping and all
thats just
ing. Why must you always cross the line?
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:26 pm
by barbos
Beratuul wrote:Xarkon wrote:i sign the chicken dance song, arms a flapping and all
thats just
ing. Why must you always cross the line?
Some people are just
ing
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:29 pm
by Xarkon
sorry college does that to me
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:31 pm
by Zoidmeister
Get a fucken GF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:45 pm
by Bakerton
Zoidmeister wrote:Get a fucken GF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why?
Girlfriends are like Michael Vick...they are overrated and one knee injury away from being useless!
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:59 pm
by Zoidmeister
Bakerton wrote:Zoidmeister wrote:Get a fucken GF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why?
Girlfriends are like Michael Vick...they are overrated and one knee injury away from being useless!
Most important tip about women came from my grandfather:
Start as you mean to finish.
Start taking shit ... you get the picture
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:02 pm
by Xarkon
have one tyvm and i haven't popped a hole in her yet
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:51 pm
by barbos
UNF
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:56 pm
by Beratuul
gf? who needs that when you have an empty gatorade bottle and some peanut butter?
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:09 pm
by Kirt
none i am perfectly silent