I know half of you bitches will be turned off by the fact you may have to read, but this shit is pretty damn funny.
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast.
Ethan Albright Strikes Back Against Madden
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Twystyd
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Ethan Albright Strikes Back Against Madden
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen
That is a pretty pwn article sir
No ma'am, the only gaping hole I leave is within your dignity.
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And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.
-Beratuul
-Law
And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.
-Beratuul
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"It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut."
bwahahaahah...
bwahahaahah...
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omg, thats some funny shit.
I had to stop reading it because the people in the surrounding cubicles thought I was having a heart atack from laughing so hard.
I had to stop reading it because the people in the surrounding cubicles thought I was having a heart atack from laughing so hard.
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"I want to leave this world the same way I entered it....screaming and covered in someone else's blood."
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LOL, yea that was the funniest article I have read in ages. The fucker definitely gets a 99 in satiric humor.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen
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