Bloodwinter Clan

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:19 pm**

I know half of you bitches will be turned off by the fact you may have to read, but this shit is pretty damn funny.

It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast.

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:13 pm**

That is a pretty pwn article sir

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:28 am**

"It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut."

bwahahaahah...

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:15 am**

haha that's great

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:49 am**

omg, thats some funny shit.

I had to stop reading it because the people in the surrounding cubicles thought I was having a heart atack from laughing so hard.

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:27 pm**

You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast.

I nearly fell of my fucken chair reading that line ...

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:13 am**

LOL, yea that was the funniest article I have read in ages. The fucker definitely gets a 99 in satiric humor.

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:06 am**

good shit indeed

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