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BWC Bullshit post... 20 Questions..

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2003 10:10 pm
by Beratuul
20 simple questions to help people get to know you.. even know the rest of the world doesn't..



1. What kind of shampoo do you use?

2. What do you do for a living?

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?

6. Whats your favourite tv show?

7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?

9. Where do you live?

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?

11. How old are you?

12. What question offended you more? 10 or 11?

13. Whats your favourite food?

14. What do you fear the most?

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.

16. What does AFI stand for?

17. What does BWC stand for?

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?

20. Marijuana? Legalize?

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2003 11:10 pm
by Zeris
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Got2Be shampoo...whatever

2. What do you do for a living?
College student and army rotc cadet

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?
i had hamsters once hamsters are awesome fucking awesome im drunk

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?
hansen

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?
penis bitch

6. Whats your favourite tv show?
simspsons or futurama


7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?
no that fag
fag!

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?
only when it comes to a consideration of what type of bottle to anally defile your mom with

9. Where do you live?
dorm room in bloomington IL

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?
BALD, ONLY BALD my god I hate hair there

11. How old are you?
18

12. What question offended you more? 10 or 11?
your mom

13. Whats your favourite food?
indian food is awesome

14. What do you fear the most?
barbos losing his virginity, because then the world can't be far from over

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.
your mom

16. What does AFI stand for?
ass fucking itchy

17. What does BWC stand for?
bitches who cockfondle

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?
c always c mr. lawyer please keep him away i cant pee any more it hurts i get scared i have to sit down to pee

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?
shadowbane

20. Marijuana? Legalize?
YES and YES

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:49 am
by Eirene
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Pantene Pro V Damaged/Dry Hair (Cause I keep dying my hair)

2. What do you do for a living?
Business Consultant

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?
2 parakeets. I'm allergic to cats.

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?
My Mom's Korean...decline to state :P

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?
Only if you want to...

6. Whats your favourite tv show?
West Wing, American Idol

7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?
I think he's a cute little boy. Only if his balls drop...

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?
I like Herbal Essence too :)

9. Where do you live?
Sac-town California.

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?
I like my men Bald...Hairless :D

11. How old are you?
23

12. What question offended you more? 10 or 11?
Neither.

13. Whats your favourite food?
Chicken Ceasar Salad or Pot Brownies...Can't decide btw the 2.

14. What do you fear the most?
I fear high places. Deathly afraid of heights.

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.
Probably a book. I would be bored without reading a book...maybe Walt Whitman or Emerson.

16. What does AFI stand for?
American Film Institute

17. What does BWC stand for?
hehe Bastards, Whores and Chodes...Next question Alex Trebek

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?
E) Interesting

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?
City of Heroes

20. Marijuana? Legalize?
Yeah and Yeah

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:58 am
by Snot
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?
heh
2. What do you do for a living?
computer tech
3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?
no
4. Whats your mom's maiden name?
sundal
5. Do you think I can hack your account now?
no
6. Whats your favourite tv show?
the family guy
7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?

yes, yes, yes
8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?
heh
9. Where do you live?
colorado

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?

mullet
11. How old are you?
20

12. What question offended you more? 10 or 11?

13. Whats your favourite food?
anything korean

14. What do you fear the most?

being trapped in a vagina

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.
a book

16. What does AFI stand for?
A Fire Inside

17. What does BWC stand for?
UPHOLDING LAW AND SAFETY FOR CIVILIANS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?
b - but it was something to do

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?
PlanetSide

20. Marijuana? Legalize?
no, no


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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:10 pm
by Supreem
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Head and Shoulders!!

2. What do you do for a living?
make video games (working on Madden NFL 2004)

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?
one pothead dog, but he lives 1100 miles away =(

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?
you'll never get it out of me!

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?
nope

6. Whats your favourite tv show?
seinfeld, and dexter's lab

7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?
about as attractive as the ass of a baboon

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?
umm no

9. Where do you live?
Orlando!!

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?
Mohawks are nice..I prefer peach fuzz over shaved, untouched bushes are too much for me to handle

11. How old are you?
22

12. What question offended you more? 10 or 11?

13. Whats your favourite food?
steak and pasta....and pot cookies!

14. What do you fear the most?
rolondo seeing me have sex with someone

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.
a hot babe

16. What does AFI stand for?
no fuckin clue

17. What does BWC stand for?
some shit

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?
d - but I kinda like the part involving lawdog

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?
PlanetSide!!!

20. Marijuana? Legalize?
Hellz yes, I'm smoking some right now =)

SPECIAL NEW QUESTION!

21. Does smoking marijuana enhance your ability to play DAOC?
NO but I do it anyway!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:36 pm
by Snot
give me a job supreem

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:34 pm
by Guyute
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?

whatever is on sale

2. What do you do for a living?

Install siding, windows, doors, and trim.

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?

An orange striped cat named Oscar, he is awesome.

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?

Reno

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?

dunno

6. Whats your favourite tv show?

anything on the food network or discovery channels

7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?

hahahahah no.

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?

yes, when there is a good sale.


9. Where do you live?

Rochester, NY

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?

My favorite is a little arrow head pointing down.

11. How old are you?

24

13. Whats your favourite food?

Filet or Steak Tartar or seared tuna.

14. What do you fear the most?

death and taxes.

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.

Drinkable water and food

16. What does AFI stand for?

A Fine Idea

17. What does BWC stand for?

Band-Waggoning Chodequeens

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?

b

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?

SWG, I'm a sucker for good PvE

20. Marijuana? Legalize?

Yes, no.

21. Does smoking marijuana enhance your ability to play DAOC?

Doubt it.

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:55 pm
by Snot
i'm a food network fan also - long live IRON CHEF!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:11 pm
by Pytt
Scuzi San!!!!

Yes, what is it?

It seems the Iron Chef is useing salt from a salt water lake he visited last night at a full moon to add an extra taste to the shitaki mushroom sauce.

Thanks.

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 4:12 pm
by Yuengling
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?

You are not the kind of shampoo you use.

2. What do you do for a living?

You are not your job.

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?

You are not your fucking pet.

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?

We are a generation raised by women.
I'm wondering if another woman is the answer

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?

You are not your fucking Khakis.

6. Whats your favourite tv show?

The Family man

7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?

I am Yuengling's raging bile duct.

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?

It's only after you've lost everything
that you're free to do anything.

9. Where do you live?

Field St.

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?

It depends on the women attached to the vagina.

11. How old are you?

23

13. Whats your favourite food?

Beer, preferable cask conditioned

14. What do you fear the most?

On a long enough timeline, the survival
rate for everyone drops to zero

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.

an airport

16. What does DIA stand for?

Dick in Ass

17. What does BWC stand for?

UPHOLDING LAW AND SAFETY FOR CIVILIANS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY

20. Marijuana? Legalize?

No thanks, yes

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:11 am
by Kliezen
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Pears - my mom buys it :D

2. What do you do for a living?
Student - University of Western Ontario

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?
I have a fish does that count? I never look at it, so i guess i'm not turned on by it :huh:

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?
Huynh - It's Vietnamese.

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?
Not a chance! I've only been using the same pw for 5 years. :bigups:

6. Whats your favourite tv show?
Six Feet Under

7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?
Sven is your run-of-the-mill Canadian hotty.

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?
No, I don't even think about buying it, it just appears mysteriously into my toiletries.

9. Where do you live?
London, Ontario, when I'm at school. Toronto when I'm at home. Althought I got a bitchin' new apartment all leased up for next year in London.

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?
Mohawk.

11. How old are you?
19 (hey old enough to drink here) - 20 in 16 days.

12. What question offended you more? 10 or 11?
11

13. Whats your favourite food?
Japanese/Italian/Thai

14. What do you fear the most?
I fear losing someone close me.

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.
A friend.

16. What does AFI stand for?
Always Fondling Imihar.

17. What does BWC stand for?
Born Without a Chode. :lookround:

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?
C.

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?
Horizons/World of Warcraft, SoE can piss off.

20. Marijuana? Legalize?
Yes please.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 3:27 pm
by Twystyd
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?

Whatever is sold in bulk at Sams when I shop

2. What do you do for a living?

School (UC Davis), Work (UPS Operations Coordinator)

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?

Pitbull (Zoe)

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?

RolondoIsGei

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?

No fucking clue

6. Whats your favourite tv show?

Buffy (cute chicks killing shit is about all TV has to offer besides 24hr news)

7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?

only on all 4's. Maybe with sour cream dripping off his cheek. No doubt, damn sexy

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?

I never think about shampoo

9. Where do you live?

Cali (Sactown baby!)

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?

Shaved but not bald
BTW, I am more interested in what the women have to say here :twisted:


11. How old are you?

69

12. What question offended you more? 10 or 11?

10, my hairstyle was not given as an answer

13. Whats your favourite food?

Gin and tonic

14. What do you fear the most?

Running out of drinking money

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.

helicopter

16. What does AFI stand for?

hmm...A Fire Inside if you asked the band (one of my favorite fucking bands BTW)
Anti fascist Imbecile for me


17. What does BWC stand for?

Bloodwinter Clan or Bloody Wet Cunt

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?

I have to vote C in honor of myself

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?

Planetside/WoW/EQ2 waiting on betas

20. Marijuana? Legalize?

Sometimes, have to think about that

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:02 pm
by killets
damn guys. this is a public board. i hope none of you used your mom's maiden name as your secret word.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:05 pm
by Hall
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Herbal Essence

2. What do you do for a living?
Look for work

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?
A Shitzu/Cockerspaniel [Precious], its cute :biggrin:

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?
Benjamin

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?
Touch it and die slow cock guzzler

6. Whats your favourite tv show?
WWE RAW

7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?
He needs hair on his face 1st, Bloo Chode Kobbie WTFPWNS me.

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?
Fuck know my hair smells like a fruit basket OHHHHHHH YEEEEEES

9. Where do you live?
Bronx, New York

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?
Ceaser #1

11. How old are you?
Just Turned 22 :(

12. What question offended you more? 10 or 11?
I was supposed to be offended?

13. Whats your favourite food?
Sesame Beef

14. What do you fear the most?
Death, being Alone

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat. Someone to talk to, and sustinance

16. What does AFI stand for?
American Fag Institute

17. What does BWC stand for?
Band Wagoning Chumps

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?
E) My stomach hurts

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?
What ever doesnt Zerg.

20. Marijuana? Legalize?
Theres no hope in dope
www.superpiece.com

21. /shrug

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:53 pm
by Pinkerton
1. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Pert plus. I'm still using a package of 2 I bought in '93 from Costco for $5.

2. What do you do for a living?
Code monkey for big brother. Also a private venture capitalist for various websites such as www.sororityshowercam.com.

3. Do you have any pets? Do you find them attractive?
I have office fish. They jump to the surface when I drop flakes and it reminds me of Rome as I towel off.

4. Whats your mom's maiden name?
Buttafuoco

5. Do you think I can hack your account now?
It feels like I'm peeing razorblades.

6. Whats your favourite tv show?
Sealab 2021

7. Do you find Svenagel attractive? in real life? in game character?
Attractive like penis chiggers.

8. Have you ever considered switching shampoo?
I swear, my head is so overdosed with Pert Plus, lil mofo hairs just fall out. But ain't no way I'm shellin' out $5 to buy a new shampoo before I finish this freakin' bottle.

9. Where do you live?
A place where Safeway bacon costs over $3!!! Stupid rainy, gloomy, ugly chick-having town POS argghhh!!

10. For the men only: Bush, Bald or Mohawk?
Missionary. Call me old fashioned...

11. How old are you?
Getting to the point where high school girls will be frowned upon by state officials.

12. What question offended you more? 10 or 11?
I'm not gay, he was blowing me!!

13. Whats your favourite food?
Bacon and sushi. If I can eat both at the same time, I won't play video games anymore.

14. What do you fear the most?
Ugly chicks with crushes on me.

15. If you were trapped on a Island, what is the one thing you couldn't live without? and not a boat.
Hot chicks with crushes on me.

16. What does AFI stand for?
All Fingers InsertedintosupersgayassholeKMAASSFACEHATEYOU.

17. What does BWC stand for?
Bukkake White Chicks.

18. Do you think this survey/question thing was a) boring b) stupid c) Lawdog touched me where I pee d) all of the above?
D. But without the A and B. And C in a rapid motion.

19. What is the next game you look forward to playing?
SWG

20. Marijuana? Legalize?
Only to cure my Glaucoma. Only if a real doctor tells me that I don't have Glaucoma.