The following are actual 'FOR SALE' items found in the newspaper.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER, 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE PUPPIES; 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
COWS, CALVES; NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300. Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE; Never opened, used once.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE, Call Stephanie
AND THE BEST:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition $1,000. or best offer. Never used wife knows everything.
Redneck Video Game:
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enjoy and have a good day!
Some Funnies
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Rhiandra Rangnar
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EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
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Psychotix
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i killed 276 thinking there was a point to the game but noo they just kept coming =(
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Rhiandra Rangnar
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oh my, I cant stop laughing.
You werent supposed to kick back and "play" it goofballs, it was a joke!
<giggles some more and skips off>
too funny.
You werent supposed to kick back and "play" it goofballs, it was a joke!
<giggles some more and skips off>
too funny.
Rhiandra Rangnar
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
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