So I was Doing Some Shoping

[Twystyd]

Check this shit out ~

http://shtick.org/Marty/marty30.htm (buy 2 and get one free sounds too good to be true)

http://hometown.aol.com/jn235/st.html

Top 10 Fun Things To Do With Midgets -

10) Watch them run into funiture after drinking beer
9) Play soccer and use them as the ball
Make funny songs
7) Beat them senseless with hickory sticks
6) Ride them around the house
5) Play hockey and tie them to the goal posts
4) Midget Bowling, use them as the balls
3) Make a midget rock or boy band
2) Midget tossing at bars
1) Light them on fire and laugh

[Bakerton]

ROFLMAO

[Twystyd]

You too can have your very own Midget! Select from many different breeds. Buy 2 get the 3rd free! Order now and we'll send you, at no extra cost, a video tape on training your midget.

OMG, 2 days later and this shit is funny! I thought you may appreciate that Kitty. How it came up is my buddy picked up a digy cam and after he and his girl break it in we wanted to do a boyz night out with it. We though tossing a few midgets down an alley would make for some classic footage. Id defiantly be down for $25 on some Midget tossing memories. When I looked in to it via Internet all kinds of funny sites popped up ~