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New Ranks!

Postby Twystyd » Sat Aug 24, 2002 6:14 pm

As yours truly shamelessly spams the boards and effortlessly climbs up our current ranking system, we have reached a point of needing a new series of names. The current list is-

    Drifter Gimp 0
    Denizen Gimp 25
    Respectable Gimp 50
    Broccoli Wannabe 100
    Broccoli Apprentice 150
    Broccoli Jedi 225
    Divine Broccoli 300


The next series of ranks will be for post 400,500,650.

Winner (whoever's ideas we use) get's a free lawn mowing by Grey "Madman" Macabre. Make sure you pack up your daughters and small animals. Good luck-
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Postby barbos » Sat Aug 24, 2002 6:19 pm

Winner of what???? :stupid:

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Postby Twystyd » Sat Aug 24, 2002 6:36 pm

Whoever comes up with the next series of ranks that we use.
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion



I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen

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Postby barbos » Sat Aug 24, 2002 6:39 pm

you should probably specify that in your original post :D

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Postby Twystyd » Sat Aug 24, 2002 6:41 pm

Why you now know. I think the first post will be obvious to most. :stupid:
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion



I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen

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Postby barbos » Sat Aug 24, 2002 6:42 pm

well, the only clue word you used was winner

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Postby Twystyd » Sat Aug 24, 2002 6:45 pm

I did not think more was needed sense it addressed a discussed topic. :onfire:
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion



I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen

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Postby Zeris » Sun Aug 25, 2002 11:58 am

Fuck you, I don't need some broccoli shittyass title to declare how much cock I like to suck!
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Postby barbos » Sun Aug 25, 2002 1:13 pm

hahahahahah!@ :lol:

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Postby ULO » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:22 pm

I don't have a lawn but I'll spit out an idea anyway.
400 - Bondage Rookie
500 - BSDM Rookie
600 - BSDM Slave
Sure, beleifs exist that are too rediculous to be true. You might be surprized how many things you laugh at are true.

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Postby Grey Macabre » Mon Aug 26, 2002 11:48 pm

If ya want you can steal the K mart ranking system.....All managers are called 400s...the head manager is 400, then each manager has there own humber 401-402...and so on...>All security guards are called 300s the main called 300 others 301-302,,,,everyone else then is given a number 299 or lower........THEN THERE IS ARE GOD>>>>>>>>>DON"T WORRY MARTHA WE WILL NOT LET THE INFADELS TAKE YOU TO THERE INCINERATORS>>>>>>COME WITH US MARTHA<<<<<<COME>>>>ARE GOD<<<<<ARE GREAT GOD MAAARRRTTHHHAA STEWERT WE WILL NEAVER ABANDON YOU MY LIEGE

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Postby Twystyd » Tue Aug 27, 2002 12:30 am

:onfire: .LOL...both my brother and I are much smarter then these f0ckers but I'll carry on to say; if you were not drunk and stoned all the time we would have to admit you carry us to you're world like no one else. Also keep it up we encourage the chasing off of sobriety.
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Postby barbos » Tue Aug 27, 2002 5:23 am

our, not are :lol:

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Postby Kharan » Tue Aug 27, 2002 4:31 pm

400-Pie-Eater
500-God of Pie
600-Muffin Man
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Postby Kharan » Tue Aug 27, 2002 4:31 pm

Er, 650, sorry
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