Pinkerton is back!!
However, since some bastard took my name, I went under my pseudonym Wanki. For those who don't know me, I used to play a pink paladin over on Guin, then was around for the start of Council of Elders on Andred where I got to know Gundorf and some others before quitting the game for a while.
Came back, made a 50 wizard on guin, and just made a 16 spiritmaster here on Merlin, bringing my friend Anha (Kyla from Guin).
Killets (Costco) is my friend from college who I introduced into DAoC because I wanted to ruin his life, and succeeded.
You've all been really nice, and I hope we kick some ass and make crass comments about the female anatomy (or male anatomy in Svenagel's case).
See ya around.
How yall doin?
How yall doin?
killets' mom has one arm. she swims in circles.
No shit.. you played a pink paladin... I once, long agao had a violet troll!!
Some times , if you go out into the swamps, sit under the chode tree, and concentrate realy hard... you can hear a faint, pooping noise, like pfffft or hrrrmmphh. It is said that if you hear this noise, under the full moon, you will become so enlightened that you... hmmm oh wait, nevermind I got it all wrong. It goes like this... close your eyes and concentrate real hard ... a frog will jump onto your lap, if he poops, you will recieve horrible images of trolls having their chodes torn out by little men. If you can tolerate these images, you will recieve the holiest of all gifts enstowed upon mortal men.. this gift is called The Rod of Power. If he doesnt poop, some say you will never wake up, and wander the swamps forever, always returning to the chode tree in search for frog feces.
Small price to pay, when dealing with Gods and Chodes.
Some times , if you go out into the swamps, sit under the chode tree, and concentrate realy hard... you can hear a faint, pooping noise, like pfffft or hrrrmmphh. It is said that if you hear this noise, under the full moon, you will become so enlightened that you... hmmm oh wait, nevermind I got it all wrong. It goes like this... close your eyes and concentrate real hard ... a frog will jump onto your lap, if he poops, you will recieve horrible images of trolls having their chodes torn out by little men. If you can tolerate these images, you will recieve the holiest of all gifts enstowed upon mortal men.. this gift is called The Rod of Power. If he doesnt poop, some say you will never wake up, and wander the swamps forever, always returning to the chode tree in search for frog feces.
Small price to pay, when dealing with Gods and Chodes.
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Snoopie 70 Gnome mage Dragonblight
Pytt the Long Backed Dwarf <dark>
Rolondo Alazondo 4lyfe Ba-Giner
Snoopie 70 Gnome mage Dragonblight
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Dear Hone... er Pinkerton
I HATE PINKERTON!!!111
I <3 KILLETS!
I <3 KILLETS!
mushrooms? he don't need no stinkin mushrooms...
my man gets high off of cee o fucking two.
oh shit this is a BWC only form.
word to 120 magery/evalint
my man gets high off of cee o fucking two.
oh shit this is a BWC only form.
word to 120 magery/evalint
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Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave.
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Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave.
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